Comparisons fail in a way that is hard to notice, because the output is not wrong. Ask which of two options is better and you get a fluent, balanced, accurate account of how they differ — and no basis for choosing, because most of what makes them different has nothing to do with what you are doing. The comparison that circulates online is written for everyone, which means it is weighted for nobody.
This prompt spends its first section only on differences that could change your decision given the constraints you stated, and its second section on saying out loud which famous differences are irrelevant to you. That second section is the one that saves time: those differences are what you will keep meeting in other people's comparisons, and knowing in advance that they do not apply is what stops you relitigating the choice every time someone mentions one.
Section five is the other half of the point. Most option comparisons are not actually decidable from published information — they turn on one or two facts about your own situation, and finding those out is cheaper than reading more comparisons.